birsima

actionables:

I looked up the artist and his name is Johannes Stoetter and he is this really trippy guy who paints on people and

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HOW

THIS IS A FROG

BUT THOSE ARE REALLY PEOPLE AND

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THAT PINEAPPLE LOOKS ALIVE

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THIS TREE REMINDS ME OF A WOMAN A BIT

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HE LOOKS DRAWN ON THE STAIRS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

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THE FUCK YOU SAY

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HOW CAN THIS BE REAL HOLY FRICK FRACK

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AFHHGFUAHFSAHFUGHDUAHF

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I SHOULD WORK AS AN ART CRITIC

annabethchasy

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell