I looked up the artist and his name is Johannes Stoetter and he is this really trippy guy who paints on people and
THIS IS A FROG
BUT THOSE ARE REALLY PEOPLE AND
THAT PINEAPPLE LOOKS ALIVE
THIS TREE REMINDS ME OF A WOMAN A BIT
HE LOOKS DRAWN ON THE STAIRS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
THE FUCK YOU SAY
HOW CAN THIS BE REAL HOLY FRICK FRACK
I SHOULD WORK AS AN ART CRITIC
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell